Friday, March 7, 2008

sErIoUs HuMoR !!!!

These are some of the humorous things which I want everybody to get bored with. Please read it very seriously!!!!!! Directions to READ-

Take a deep breath

Relax!!!

Start reading slowly.....

H1- When sunnygal was in college she use to also take private coaching for one of her most hated subjects. She being a self-proclaimed good cook who cannot stop boring people with her cooking recipes was giving her good friend knowledge about making a Marathi dish famously known as Umti .Sunnygal was so excited in giving out recipe that she did not relaized that her professor was eavesdropping. BAD! BAD! BAD! As her professor heard about the recipe he was very annoyed. To his pleasure and sunnygal's displeasure, THE PROFESSOR called upon sunnygal. He made it loud if sunnygal has finished preparing UMTI, whole class could begin learning Accounting problems.!!!!

H2- CRITICAL SITUATION IN CLASS- GRADE -11th..ALL Disciples of MADAM !@!@ in college were religiously following their senior's tradition of giving proxy. Poor sunngal was the only lil kid who had probably never thought of giving proxy as it was not right to fool professors.. The poor kid-sunnygal was so fooled by moral science that she always thought givin proxy is a sin. However, this fine sunny day was different. All her peers were endlessly giving proxies for their friends and taking vows that disciples are sworn to fool professors. This led sunngal to think that she was the only one following the wrong path of moral science. With all enthusiasm and determination that she played the trick of giving proxy. ...PROXY----Present MAMMMMMM... Professor's reaction --- Suunygal- please don't give proxy as I its not your GaMe for you to fool me!...
H3- During sunnygal's college days, to sunnygal's displeasure she encountered with many incredibly boring professors. Being sincere! by nature sunnygal would always sit on first bench in class. Once her professor woke her up in and asked her the reason of sleeping on first bench. Sunnyal with her thoughtful mind made believe the professor that she had a headache. Professor looked at her sad face and told her to leave the class. However sunnygal with all her tricks of sad face told her professor that it would not happen again.. THE PROFESSOR BOUGHT HER KIND WORDS AND LET HER SIT IN CLASS....:)
H4- Kid Sunnygal did not like going to pre-school as they made them study.... So this kid sunnygal decided to play a lil trick on her beloved grandma and parents.... She thought that if she could say to her grandma that she had stomach crams and return take a buy- in for not going to school. For few days lil sunnyal was successful in tricking her family. However sunnygal's mom soon realized that her baby is upto something. And her mom made sunnygal go to school even with those STOMACH CRAMSSSSSSS:)))
H5- Once sunnygal fooled her sweet bro by eating all ice cream and filling paper rolls in it so he won't realize it:)
H6- Once lil sunnygal got a lil baby pussycat in house and fetched her milk :) but the lil pussy was really hungryyyyy!
H7- MORE TO COME!!!
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